function getLoaderMessages()
{
	
	
	var messages = 
				["Getting a neck massage",
				"Fluffing up the cushions",
				"Feeding the panda",
				"Finding the bunny slippers",
				"Putting the kettle on",
				"Stretching a big stretch",
				"Getting ready for a lovely break",
				"Taking the weight off",
				"Grabbing a quick 40 winks",
				"Turning the mobile to silent",
				"Brewing the coffee",
				"Beginning to zone out",
				"Switching to autopilot",
				"Kicking off the shoes",
				"Unwrapping the Kit Kats",
				"Getting all cosy and snug",
				"Slowly winding down",
				"Loosening the waistband",
				"Playing that catchy song",
				"Putting the gear in neutral",
				"Firing up some fun",
				"Letting the phone ring",
				"Taking a deep breath",
				"Wiggling the toes"
				];
	
	return shuffleArray(messages).join(";");
}

function shuffleArray ( myArray ) {
	  var i = myArray.length;
	  if ( i == 0 ) return false;
	  while ( --i ) {
	     var j = Math.floor( Math.random() * ( i + 1 ) );
	     var tempi = myArray[i];
	     var tempj = myArray[j];
	     myArray[i] = tempj;
	     myArray[j] = tempi;
	   }
	  return myArray;
	}